Walking Dead Season 2 premier lacked

Walking Dead Season 2 was lackluster at best. Spoilers ahead if you live under a rock and didn't see it. What I loved about season one, or at least most of it, was that the characters did believable things. The circumstances were believable in a fictional setting. The characters didn't act like idiots. I wasn't screaming at the tv,"Don't go in there!" they acted and behaved much like I would. Only thing is in a real world there would be guns fuckin everywhere! This is America. There's like 10 guns for every man woman and child! If this is me I'm packin AR15s and Beretta carbines! Not 38 snubnose revolvers. Anyway if I'm on the road and zombies are coming up on me and haven't seen me like hell am I gonna lay there and let them tromp over me. I'm gonna make my way down the road and beat feet into the woods. Another thing that bugged me. Situation like that. Old man takes my pistol he is getting his ass beat to death if I don't get it back. It's a family heirloom, Plus it's my only protection. Yep he's gettin the boots put to him if he don't make good with the pistol post haste. And why the he'll do they insist on driving all the time! Find a farm. Fortify it. Set up a watchstanders bill and hold up as best you can. At least till you get your feet under you. No these guys have to run around hanging by their fingernails all the time. And the end. The ridiculous end.
Deer aren't gonna let you walk up to it. If it was their sign I can believe that but what good does it do to blast the kid in the chest with a .30-06? Annoying. I get the depressing nature of the show but take your foot off our throats from time to time! It was good but it had the annoying trappings of a Bmovie starting to creep in. Let's hoPe for stronger efforts in the upcoming season.

Dennis Miller is an ass........still.

I am not sure if I have blogged about Dennis Miller being a clueless ass before. For some reason I think I have, but I don't feel like looking it up, so whatever. Besides. He is such a big asshole that if I blog again about it for the next 10 years I will only be scratching the surface of his asshattedness. I have the pleasure of living in an area that sports 3 conservative AM radio stations. Theyre all owned by the same group and all have the exact same programing. Cept one. It plays Lawrence Welk all day and only goes hardcore right when ever the sun goes down. That's when Michael Savage and Monica Crowley arise from their swamp and grace us with their loony toon worldview. Otherwise I'm bombarded with the usual rightwing crap. Limbaugh,Hannity,Ingram, etc etc. My least favorite is Dennis Miller. I think this way because he thinks if he throws enough adjectives and similes at a subject he'll sound like he's knowledgeable. Truth is he's really piss poor in the political and life experience department. His worldview is warped from a lifetime of SNL fags pulling his dick. Seriously. Ive watched SNL and 95% of it is crap. He drops Dana Carveys name all the time like the dudes funny. George Bush impressions? Really? That's his idea of genius work? He acts like he knows something about football but other than a few obscure Todd Blackledge references he doesn't know anymore than I do, which isn't much. I mean there's a reason why he got booted off of MNF as fast as he did. People found him a distraction at best. A dickhead at worst! I was so happy to see him get the hook. He has these idiots that call in and try to mimic his talking style and then makes fun of them. The little prick that he has in the studio with him sounds like some pathetic intern trying to suck up to his boss. The thing that most makes me think Dennis Miller is an ass and completely exposes him as a sham is that every once in a while someone manages to sneak past his screeners and call him out on something retarded that he said and rather than owning up to lying or totally misunderstanding a point he just says, "Well you got me. What do you want me to do about it." he just rambles on and on and spouts gibberish for three hours a day and really doesn't expect anyone to Pay enough attention to really understand what he's saying! His fans must be total fucking idiots. To sit there and worship at his altar, drink his Kool-aid, take his abuse and then still have the gall to call this piece of shit a great American. Sheesh.

Hank Williams Jr. You stupid mother fucker!

I'm sure we all know by now that Hank Williams Jr has been fired from Monday Night Footballs opening. Number one? Good fucking riddance. Now all we gotta do is get rid of that screeching Faith Hill and well be in business! The damn game comes on too late as it is and I get sick of watching 15 minutes of country fried hell everytime I wanna watch a football game! When I think of Monday night football a glassy eyed leather booted Faith Hill is not what I imagine. The whole thing is stupid. But I digress. What I really wanted to talk about is how fuckin stupid Hank Williams Jr is. He said some stupid shit about the President being like Adolf Hitler. Then he wanted to clarify it and say that he was just talking about how polar opposites they are and the duality of man blah blah blah. We know what you said and it was retarded. Then he gets fired by ESPN and gets all indignant and says well I didn't get fired because I quit! Then spouted something about his first amendment rights. Well stupid fuck. You have every right to say anything you want but there is also a consequence. People just may hold you accountable for what you say! You're not in jail. You were free to say it. But people thought it was fuckin stupid so your ass is fired! Talking about how ordinary Americans are hurting and how he's just a regular guy. Cry me a fuckin river. Have your limo drive you to your private helicopter to take you back to your 50 million dollar mansion. Fuckin prick.