Monday, October 17, 2011

Dennis Miller is an ass........still.

I am not sure if I have blogged about Dennis Miller being a clueless ass before. For some reason I think I have, but I don't feel like looking it up, so whatever. Besides. He is such a big asshole that if I blog again about it for the next 10 years I will only be scratching the surface of his asshattedness. I have the pleasure of living in an area that sports 3 conservative AM radio stations. Theyre all owned by the same group and all have the exact same programing. Cept one. It plays Lawrence Welk all day and only goes hardcore right when ever the sun goes down. That's when Michael Savage and Monica Crowley arise from their swamp and grace us with their loony toon worldview. Otherwise I'm bombarded with the usual rightwing crap. Limbaugh,Hannity,Ingram, etc etc. My least favorite is Dennis Miller. I think this way because he thinks if he throws enough adjectives and similes at a subject he'll sound like he's knowledgeable. Truth is he's really piss poor in the political and life experience department. His worldview is warped from a lifetime of SNL fags pulling his dick. Seriously. Ive watched SNL and 95% of it is crap. He drops Dana Carveys name all the time like the dudes funny. George Bush impressions? Really? That's his idea of genius work? He acts like he knows something about football but other than a few obscure Todd Blackledge references he doesn't know anymore than I do, which isn't much. I mean there's a reason why he got booted off of MNF as fast as he did. People found him a distraction at best. A dickhead at worst! I was so happy to see him get the hook. He has these idiots that call in and try to mimic his talking style and then makes fun of them. The little prick that he has in the studio with him sounds like some pathetic intern trying to suck up to his boss. The thing that most makes me think Dennis Miller is an ass and completely exposes him as a sham is that every once in a while someone manages to sneak past his screeners and call him out on something retarded that he said and rather than owning up to lying or totally misunderstanding a point he just says, "Well you got me. What do you want me to do about it." he just rambles on and on and spouts gibberish for three hours a day and really doesn't expect anyone to Pay enough attention to really understand what he's saying! His fans must be total fucking idiots. To sit there and worship at his altar, drink his Kool-aid, take his abuse and then still have the gall to call this piece of shit a great American. Sheesh.

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