Mass Effect 3.............wow

Just finished Mass Effect 3 on PS3. First of all, I'd like to say to all of those that say the ME3 experience on the PS3 is subpar when compared to the X-Box version, I'd like to tell them, Fuck Off. Ive played it on both systems and they are pretty much identical. Second, I assumed when I heard that the ending was bad, it was gonna be bad. Turns out it was the exact opposite of bad. It was great. Great becaused it envoked an emotional response from me! I was fuckin bummed! Like I'd lost real live friends! Well not that bad but kind of. I beat it this morning and I'm still feeling kinda crappy. I guess the only way to describe the feeling is when Optimus Prime got killed. Or at the end of Return of the Jedi. This has been a part of my life for a long time and now it's over. So when people tell you the game is awesome but the ending sucks. What they really mean is that the game being at its end sucks. It was an amazing franchise and I'm going to miss it. And EDI. We had just met! And now you are gone. C'est la vie.

Arizona child molester gets 560 years

Over the years I have read some stories that infuriate me. Some of the most egregious offenses come at the hands of child molesters. If all child molesters were exterminated, yes exterminated, this world would have less problems. The fat creepy looking ones, the priest ones, the coach ones, the hot school teacher ones. Put them all in a burlap sack and beat it with a baseball bat till it stops squirming. The sickness they have that compels them to molest a child cannot be cured. That's a fact. What judge has a right to subject a community to a child molester? That's what a judge is doing when he lets one off with a short sentence. He's letting them out to destroy some other families life. Some crimes are so horrendous there should be only one chance. Rapists, and child molesters. People who kill cops and people that kill during a robbery of some kind. All of them should be locked away forever and given the option to kill themselves at any time. There should be a table in their cell with an assortment of nooses and cyanide tablets. Just in case they get
the desire to die and end their suffering. All of them should be given the Bonnie and Clyde treatment. Shoot them down from ambush and let them bleed out where they fall. Only then can we stop this cycle of abuse. And if not at least well know that these dirtbag molesters will never touch a child again. Rant over.

Paterno is worthless

In this short life, we as human beings are afforded precious few opportunities to truly make a difference. College football coach ultimately isn't something that a person should hang their hat on. I'm sure Joe Paterno and the talking heads in sports media will attempt to justify his actions with the old,"He did alot of good" excuse. Well that just highlights how hollow and pathetic Joe Pas life has been. Paterno was given an opportunity by God to help these children. To be their savior. To protect others from this gutpile named Sanduski. So after hearing this man was seen forcing sex on a child in HIS FUCKING LOCKER ROOM, he punted. He told the AD and that was it. I just got caught speeding. Was it my first time? Hell no. It had become a habit for me. Continually doing it till one day I was so brazen as to go by a cop doing 80 in a 45. You think a man who was so sick as to be compelled to rape a 10 year old boy in the locker room of one of the most storied football programs in the country, you think this was the only time?! You think a man that was this reckless, was this complacent, a man who had been investigated for inappropriate behavior and contact with children, you think people in the organization didn't know about it?! People knew. Paterno knew. And they did NOTHING. Paternos 50 years as a coach, all the wins, the national championships. They mean nothing. His chance to make a real difference and to save a child's innocence happened long ago, and her turned his back. For what? To save face? The face of his football program? The face of a friend? I know how people like Paterno are. He'll tell himself he did all he could, but deep down he knows. Deep down he's ashamed. The mans
A coward. And I hope he and all those fuckers that put a God damned football program ahead of a child's life burn in fucking hell.

Walking Dead episode 3 thoughts

Spoilers ahead!!!!!!! Not really but I am going to make some comments about the third episode and if you haven't seen it already you're gonna be pissed. Don't say you weren't warned! Season two is picking up steam! Really loving the way the stories are filling out. The stories seem to be dealing with the characters and their inner demons rather than just running from zombies all the time. These situations are tense as it is, then add the occasional zombie popping out, and you end up constantly on the edge of your seat. My heart sank when Shane shot Otis. I have him elevated up to hero status like Rick and then he goes and feeds Otis to the zombies. I have heard lots of pro cons but bottom line is, I'm not sacrificing my soul to survive. If Otis falls behind and I have to abandon him so be it. I could live with that. But to shoot him in the leg and let the zombies eat him? Hell no! The next second it could be me getting eaten and there would be no time to ask for forgiveness. No time to make peace and I'd die a murderer. It was Otiss fault but I'd have still worked to sVe him rather than sacrificing him so I could live.

Walking Dead Season 2 premier lacked

Walking Dead Season 2 was lackluster at best. Spoilers ahead if you live under a rock and didn't see it. What I loved about season one, or at least most of it, was that the characters did believable things. The circumstances were believable in a fictional setting. The characters didn't act like idiots. I wasn't screaming at the tv,"Don't go in there!" they acted and behaved much like I would. Only thing is in a real world there would be guns fuckin everywhere! This is America. There's like 10 guns for every man woman and child! If this is me I'm packin AR15s and Beretta carbines! Not 38 snubnose revolvers. Anyway if I'm on the road and zombies are coming up on me and haven't seen me like hell am I gonna lay there and let them tromp over me. I'm gonna make my way down the road and beat feet into the woods. Another thing that bugged me. Situation like that. Old man takes my pistol he is getting his ass beat to death if I don't get it back. It's a family heirloom, Plus it's my only protection. Yep he's gettin the boots put to him if he don't make good with the pistol post haste. And why the he'll do they insist on driving all the time! Find a farm. Fortify it. Set up a watchstanders bill and hold up as best you can. At least till you get your feet under you. No these guys have to run around hanging by their fingernails all the time. And the end. The ridiculous end.
Deer aren't gonna let you walk up to it. If it was their sign I can believe that but what good does it do to blast the kid in the chest with a .30-06? Annoying. I get the depressing nature of the show but take your foot off our throats from time to time! It was good but it had the annoying trappings of a Bmovie starting to creep in. Let's hoPe for stronger efforts in the upcoming season.

Dennis Miller is an ass........still.

I am not sure if I have blogged about Dennis Miller being a clueless ass before. For some reason I think I have, but I don't feel like looking it up, so whatever. Besides. He is such a big asshole that if I blog again about it for the next 10 years I will only be scratching the surface of his asshattedness. I have the pleasure of living in an area that sports 3 conservative AM radio stations. Theyre all owned by the same group and all have the exact same programing. Cept one. It plays Lawrence Welk all day and only goes hardcore right when ever the sun goes down. That's when Michael Savage and Monica Crowley arise from their swamp and grace us with their loony toon worldview. Otherwise I'm bombarded with the usual rightwing crap. Limbaugh,Hannity,Ingram, etc etc. My least favorite is Dennis Miller. I think this way because he thinks if he throws enough adjectives and similes at a subject he'll sound like he's knowledgeable. Truth is he's really piss poor in the political and life experience department. His worldview is warped from a lifetime of SNL fags pulling his dick. Seriously. Ive watched SNL and 95% of it is crap. He drops Dana Carveys name all the time like the dudes funny. George Bush impressions? Really? That's his idea of genius work? He acts like he knows something about football but other than a few obscure Todd Blackledge references he doesn't know anymore than I do, which isn't much. I mean there's a reason why he got booted off of MNF as fast as he did. People found him a distraction at best. A dickhead at worst! I was so happy to see him get the hook. He has these idiots that call in and try to mimic his talking style and then makes fun of them. The little prick that he has in the studio with him sounds like some pathetic intern trying to suck up to his boss. The thing that most makes me think Dennis Miller is an ass and completely exposes him as a sham is that every once in a while someone manages to sneak past his screeners and call him out on something retarded that he said and rather than owning up to lying or totally misunderstanding a point he just says, "Well you got me. What do you want me to do about it." he just rambles on and on and spouts gibberish for three hours a day and really doesn't expect anyone to Pay enough attention to really understand what he's saying! His fans must be total fucking idiots. To sit there and worship at his altar, drink his Kool-aid, take his abuse and then still have the gall to call this piece of shit a great American. Sheesh.

Hank Williams Jr. You stupid mother fucker!

I'm sure we all know by now that Hank Williams Jr has been fired from Monday Night Footballs opening. Number one? Good fucking riddance. Now all we gotta do is get rid of that screeching Faith Hill and well be in business! The damn game comes on too late as it is and I get sick of watching 15 minutes of country fried hell everytime I wanna watch a football game! When I think of Monday night football a glassy eyed leather booted Faith Hill is not what I imagine. The whole thing is stupid. But I digress. What I really wanted to talk about is how fuckin stupid Hank Williams Jr is. He said some stupid shit about the President being like Adolf Hitler. Then he wanted to clarify it and say that he was just talking about how polar opposites they are and the duality of man blah blah blah. We know what you said and it was retarded. Then he gets fired by ESPN and gets all indignant and says well I didn't get fired because I quit! Then spouted something about his first amendment rights. Well stupid fuck. You have every right to say anything you want but there is also a consequence. People just may hold you accountable for what you say! You're not in jail. You were free to say it. But people thought it was fuckin stupid so your ass is fired! Talking about how ordinary Americans are hurting and how he's just a regular guy. Cry me a fuckin river. Have your limo drive you to your private helicopter to take you back to your 50 million dollar mansion. Fuckin prick.

Troy Davis: Good riddance

Might be a little harsh to say good riddance. I'm not gonna shed too many tears though. You see, contrary to what the bleeding hearts tell you (I'm a left of center kind of guy) Mr. Davis was not a clergyman on his way home from serving homeless at the food pantry. He was a thug. He had thug friends. He often carried a pistol. He was suspected, and convicted of shooting a man in the face earlier that evening. He left the scene of the crime and fled to Atlanta. People say they never recovered a murder weapon? So what. This isn't the Casey Anthony case where just because they can't find a murder weapon they couldn't convict her. no matter what anyone tries to tell you, those bullets dis not climb into the officers head. Someone fucking shot him. With a gun. And that someone was more than likely Troy Davis. I really don't care about shadow of a doubt. He was at the very least an accomplice to the murder and in my opinion the only miscarriage of justice is that there weren't two executions. His pal ought to die too. To apply the standard of guilt that these idiots want would mean noone would ever be convicted of anything! Ever! Unless there were eye witnesses that all took video and had closed captioning so that you could tell exactly what all the involved parties were saying. Oh and none of the accused could be crazy, poor, post partum, or molested as children because we all k ow those people should never be held accountable for their actions.