Monday, January 09, 2006

Now Cincinnati can kiss my ass!

I have listened to it for about a day now and it's getting really old. The Cincinatti Bengals for whatever reason will not stop crying about how the game would have been different if Carson Palmer had been in there. How Kimo Von Olhoffen is dirty and how the Steelers busted Palmers knee because they knew they couldn't win in "The Jungle"(EWWWW SCARY!) Well I am here to tell you that the Steelers have won 5 of the last 6 times in Cinci. Not only that but I think if I am correct they have won 13 of the last 15 meetings between the two clubs or something close to it. Pittsburgh for the most part beats the Bungles like a drum every time they play! So for them to be acting like its a big surprise that Pittsburgh beat the Bengals is fuckin hillarious! Everyone in Pittsburgh was jonesn' for a third meeting because most Steelers fans feel that Pittsburgh played a shitty game back in November. Funny thing was the Bengals played their hearts out and won by a touchdown. It was the second worst game Pittsburgh played all season and they still almost won. Carson Palmer hasn't really showed me anything. I guess if a team gets the first or second round pick in the draft for 9 years straight, and draw a weak schedule, eventually they are gonna have a winning season. But Palmer is just average. I seem to be the only person that seems to know this. John Kitna is a whole lot less than average. He sucks. Phil Simms yesterday kept telling us all that he was this great leader on the Seahawks and with the Bengals. Yeah Phil. He's Johnny Unitas incarnate. That's why he played as backup on two loosing football teams for the last 9 years. Sorry. I'm wrong. He was a starter for 6 of those seasons. On loosing teams! He's a fuckin bum. Just like Eli, and Ferrott, Dilfer, Warner, and that piece of shit QB from Baltimore. Anyway hearing all the Bengals fans bitchin just makes me like it that much more. Pittsburgh wipes their ass with all their AFC North Championships. That and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee. Cower probably uses them as anchors. They got a shitload of them. Cincinatis shelf is somewhat more roomy. In the last 16 years the Bengals are 80 wins and 160 losses. You are not going to win any Super Bowls with a mediocre record like that. So when the Bengals are at home polishing their lonely trophy, the Steelers will continue on. Driving a steak in the heart of Bengal, Raven, and Browns fans everywhere. Sometimes on cold nights I use thoughts like that to keep me warm.

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